For instance, I’d like to spend my youth with someone like her.
Apparently it’s okay as long as it’s your wife’s dad.
*fails exam* its a metaphor
X-Men: Days of Future Past Final trailer!
when an artist you hate comes out with a good song
We have a new Queen
Don’t trust anyone that doesn’t know who Peeves is.
Chandler Bing, you smooth son of a bitch.
*identifies the cutest boy in the room .5 seconds after entering*
- person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
- me: nope
- person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
- me: i'm not